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| Anthony eats a little gold man |
What do you mean by used it?
Oh Seriously Kurt! Just tell me next time we're running out. Don't "improvise" with my stuff.
No i don't want it back now. A normal person would have flushed it afterwards.
Yes well if Depp jumped off a cliff would you follow him?
Why does that not surprise me? Oh hey did you pay the phone bill?
A hundred and thirty.
Well get it converted to pounds, I don't want to get cut off...Dude what are you doing in your dressing gown? I thought you were going over to Jonny's
Oh really? Lucky guy, she's hot... does Jude know?
Well that could get awkward. Anyway that's not the point, You know I've got Anthony Hopkins coming over tonight don't you.
No you will not. You behaved terribly when we had JayZ over. You knew about his weak bladder and yet you still goaded him into a drinking contest.
Well you're not the one who had to mop it up are you!? Okay just stay in your room and watch a dvd or something.
Then take a packet of crisps up with you. Just don't muck this up, I don't want to upset him... You know in case he gets...er peckish
Now what the hell was on that list? Erm... cheese platter? Yeah I'm sure he likes cheese. Everyone likes cheese, oh hell ,what if he doesn't? No, no, don't be silly he'll love cheese. He'll love the soup, he'll love the tenderloin, he'll love the mini-milks. Everything will be fine.
ARRGH! That'll be him... no, no, keep calm. Nothing is going to spoil this... NO KURT I'VE GOT THE... door *sigh* Never mind. Hello Mr Hopkins. How are you this evening?
Great. Kurt for goodness sakes go and put some clothes on, or boxers at least would be a start. I'm sorry Mr Hopkins he's not been the same since he heard about the remake.
Haha, yes well I suppose everyone is trying to escape New York nowadays.
Oh no, that's very nice of you but I've already got us some Chianti.
4 quid from Aldi
wow...never mind. We'll drink yours then. I didn't know Cliff Richard made wine.
Really, well next time I'm in Spain I'll have to pop in. So if you want to take a seat I'll bring in the starter. You do like soup don't you?
I don't know. Kurt pulls all the labels off and make's eyepatches out of them. I think its chicken or it might be mushroom. It's a bit of a gamble, especially when you have someone who's allergic. I mean last week we had to take JayZ to A&E.
Yeah, puffed up like a melon. Anyway you're not allergic are ya?
Great. Dig in. Do you want any pepper or salt?
Umm... it's definitely chicken. I'm not really a fan of mushrooms to be honest so I'm quite relieved. So how are you Anthony? It's been a while since we last met.
I know, well we have our own washer/dryer now so I don't have to go there anymore. Are you still going?
Really, that's extortionate! I'd never pay that much for powder. Can't you take your own?
Well I suppose that's true but you could pick some up when you go home. You'd need to get something to wear whilst they wash wouldn't you?
Really? They don't mind that? Someone might report you to the police.
Well I suppose if everyone's doing it.
Wow you polished that off quick. Gotta keep eating to keep the urges under control eh?
Nevermind... it was nothing. You'll enjoy the next course its Cava beans and tenderloin.
No not beef
Hah hah or pork
Let's just say it'll keep the urges at bay for a while.
No not chicken... I dont think they have loins to begin with.
Or lamb... come on I know you know, you just don't want to say it
...no its not quail.
I'll give you a clue it's not a bird... or cattle.
No I think venison would count as cattle.
Go on just say it... its fine, we've all seen the film.
What do you mean 'not again'?
Yeah that's it...but don't worry he was already dead. Anaphylactic shock...
Kurt works part time in a morgue.
...But I thought that you liked...
I'm sorry Ant...
But the films.
Kurt said that one of the reasons you did them was to indulge your urges... look I'm sorry.
Just calm down and have some cheese.
But I thought everyone liked cheese. Oh bollocks.
No please Anthony come back...Damn. Well at least he didn't eat me. Hmm, seems a shame to let all this go to waste
Mmm wow the cava beans really bring out the flavour
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